DAP ME FRESH


Hasta que encontremos otra vez
June 28, 2009, 3:10 pm
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Sorry y’all Gretaclese and I have been busy sorting are lives for the summer. Also what is a girl to do without her rod. Gretaclese is off for a week or so to look at colleges, while I’m stuck here!!!!!! But it’s okay I can deal because I still can text her and jizz like that. But who is going to correct my bad grammar and spelling….You’ll have to deal! SORRY! anyways Let me inform you what we have been doing this summer so far…

we went to Brazil! : okay not the real Brazil but a Brazilian restaurant! SOOO good we got these FAT (and when I mean fat I mean as big as my bum) sandwiches. They had corn, ham, potato sticks, lettuce, burger, buns, and some other stuff I don’t really know about.

we went to Borderland state park: okay no borderland is not a state, but that’s what the park is called and it’s mad dope. We went there with a few friends to clear our heads. It felt good.

Well we’ve done more stuff, but I can’t really remember because I have slight Alzheimer’s(anyone who knows me knows this) But in more retrospect MICHAEL JACKSON, the king of pop passed away, both the white and black one. (and don’t forget about Farrah Fawcett, too)But basically the whole world was devastated..my mother cried! so rest in peace M.J.

Michael-Jackson.jpg Michael Jackson image by apachecoop

Thas it,

K-Fierce (rollin solo-dolo…missing her Gretaclese)



p-murda….
June 16, 2009, 2:34 am
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so i was having a conversation with my friend patrice and she mentioned some crazy conversation she was having with her cuzo.. you know.. a family member.. part of the blood line.. all that good stuff.. and i cudn’t believe what i was hearing.. the convo was just ridiculous.. so i had to read the texts and see for myself.. this is how it went..

CUZO:is dis pat?

patrice: yes, this is your cousin, when are you coming to visit?

CUZO: oh. i waz readin an article yesterday, n it said new york waz in da top ten dangerous cities. i dnt wana go 2 da HOOD!

patrice: uhh, remeber cousin.. i live in Massachusetts..

CUZO:Same thing, Brockton is lik an hour away 4rm new york. I have an better idea, how bout u cum 2 safe and friendly FL.

patrice: no… wrong.. i live in MASSACHUSETTS.. and all they do here is smoke weed.. u won’t get hurt that bad…

CUZO:SMOKE WEED?? Newyork has turned mi lil cuzin into a GANGBANGER!!!

patrice: I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS
CUZO:SAME THING. Ill ask mi mom 2 get me and kik a ticket. but if i get SHOT or kidnapped im blamin U.

patrice: ok good to know…

CUZO: Of course.

patrice: yup

CUZO:Yeah. Is dis ur numba?

patrice: you’ve been talking to me for 30 minutes.. who else would¬†this be?

CUZO:LoL. Alrite im savin it under P-murder.

i have nothing else to say..hope you enjoyed that..

gretaclese



The day in the life of RODZ
June 9, 2009, 7:02 pm
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First we complete mcas chemistry… Greta passes, i fail. what the!!!(she’ wrong…. we both fail….)

second. we walked to china chef with our friends, who you can say are pretty weirdly awsome lol. gootta love them. Yeah so we grubbed on some scallion pancakes or whatever, broccelli for Bradly. Anyways Greta grubbs, I eat…..(grubbage)

Thirdly, we go to Dunkin Donuts, I spend all my money and I danced.. Liittle did I realise there was a guy watching me the whole time.. So he comes up with his electrical talking machine because he, himself, can’t talk.. And on the screen it says “encore”….!. And the voice of the machine reads it out loud..(in a girl voice nonetheless..) And he continues to hit enter over and over again, so it repeats it…over.. and over..

Fourthy, we go to west side pizza and watch John get punched in the face? what the!

Fifthly, we meet up with LAYOOOO and his Blake…(yeah.. it’s his) We walk. Where to? I DON’T KNOW! (COULDN’T TELL YA) So we end up walking across Brockton (the good streets ofcourse) all the way to Layo’s. There we sit and watch Katt Williams, here’s a sneak of what we watch and this is why we were laughing so hard.

Sixthly, we go to the mall for two seconds, then to Uno’s where we stab knives into the desk and pour salt into my cut infested mouth…(nice)

seventhly, we rash on stupids…(no other explaination needed)

eigthly, we come back to my house and some more friends come over! what the!.(oh yeah and I(greta) fall out the chair… mad hard… madd hard… so I was sauced..)

ninthly, they eat disgustingly..(mmmmmmmmm chicken…)

tenlthy, they leave…. Gretaclese and MO-got-a-big-toe sleep over, I KNOCKED, GRETACLESE KNOCKED, MOIRA KNOCKED.

WHAT THE!!!!

stay on that grind…

(ohh YEAHHH.. congrats to ’09… and to whoever took mine and doodoos bag’s… karma is a killa and you’ll get yours…)

with marination and YMCA determination..KASHAfierce and GRETAclese



oh dez….
June 8, 2009, 9:57 pm
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alottaa stuff to update you guys on… but wayyy to much othher stuff to do right now…

while you wait tho.. please enjoy this video..

with marination.. the ultimate form of sauce-age… greta